When boards go overboard, and some hopefully happier tales
Speaking for myself, in a world where so much news is competing for my eyeballs and aching ears all the time, my capacity for enjoying granularity or nuance in stories is at an all time low – as I dare say it is for “all of you out there in vacuumland” as Allan McFee (remember Allan McFee?) used to call us on his show. It was called “Eclectic Circus” and ran on CBC Radio (remember radio?) for 20 years from 1965 to 1985.
I only had the pleasure of his company for ten of his 20 years. I found him on my radio dial (remember radios?) right after I arrived in town in 1975 and he became a constant companion for a good long while, I remember.
I remember my radio too. It cost me $8.88 and I bought it on my third day in Canada, at Honest Ed’s (remember Ed?). I also remember the exact price because “88 cent sale” was the Honest Ed’s bargain-hunter gimmick of the week.
Everything on sale was 88c or a variation of the theme: three UNBREAKABLE! enameled 9.5” dinner plates (white on the inside, blue underneath) for 88 cents; three mugs and glasses (not unbreakable); three knife-fork-and-spoon sets; etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.
At first I thought the three-thing was weird, but I very quickly came to like it because of how comfortable it made me feel – as though I had already lived here for long enough to have broken or lost one of every set of cutlery or crockery I owned.
As you know, quartets, not trios, are the most stable formation for chamber ensembles, playing bridge, water glasses etc. So if someone in your quartet moves on or dies, you immediately go out and replace them. Unless you are the Amadeus String Quartet who, when that happened with one of their founding members, disbanded instead, thereby becoming legendary.
But where was I? Honest Ed’s … radio … Allan McFee … vacuumland ... Ah yes! Short attention span. In today’s world where thousands of stories are waiting to suction our eyeballs, there is no time for nuance. A story either lands heads or tails and it’s done. We move on.
Here’s an example: 15 months ago when the Kitchener Waterloo Symphony Orchestra (KWSO) declared bankruptcy, all the headlines said the same thing, so that was the end of that. Too bad. File it under bad news and move on. Except the musicians in the orchestra refused to do that.
And now there’s a whole new set of headlines: KSWO bounces back! or KSWO returns! or KSWO returns from bankruptcy! And so we vacuumlanders file the story under good news instead, right next to Kitchener Waterloo Chamber Music Society celebrates their 50th anniversary season. Fifty years! That’s even older than my radio.
Ok, then, what should a nuanced, coin-on-edge story headline about the KSO say instead? Maybe this: Ontario Superior Court Judge Rules that KWSO bankruptcy can be annulled.
Which means what exactly?
“It’s as if the bankruptcy never happened,” explains Bill Poole, the new chair of the KWSO board. “Our incorporation documents and our charitable registration number exist, and so we’re ready to start business again as if nothing has happened. With the added benefit that we have no debt at this point.”
Let me be very clear, I am not knocking Bill Poole. He’s one of the good guys in what’s happening now, to undo last year’s debacle where the bankruptcy announcement took place only days before rehearsals were due to start, and after accepting season subscribers’ money (and fees for enrollment in the Symphony’s Youth Orchestra) past the point when the decision to declare bankruptcy must surely already have been known.
Yes, the bankruptcy annulment is very very good news; as anyone who has ever applied for charitable status can tell you, starting from scratch is tough. And it’s good news that the new board has made a start in rebuilding trust with the orchestra’s major donors and local supporters. And with the musicians of the KWSO (who are the real heroes of this past year in terms of keeping the brand alive by keeping the music going, however and wherever they could).
But organizational good news is not inevitably musical good news. Concerts between now and next summer will be sporadic (like the two announced for this fall), and are taking place in the “intimate” surrounds of St. Matthew’s Lutheran Church (450 seats) not in Kitchener’s Centre in the Square (1800 seats) – the orchestra’s home for the last 44 years.
“We would all do well to remember,” one community member told me “that Centre in the Square would not likely have come into existence 44 years ago, were it not for the rock-solid existence of the KWSO and its sister organization – the then Kitchener Waterloo Philharmonic Choir [now the Grand Philharmonic]. In fact the federal grant that laid the foundation for the Centre in the Square was specifically predicated on the Centre becoming a permanent home for the KWS.”
“It is also worth pointing out that the Centre in the Square was not a major creditor under the terms of the annulment— the subscribers and the players are the two major creditors. The Centre was paid its rent right up to the collapse. But curiously there has, so far been no response, encouraging or otherwise, to the bankruptcy annulment announcement from management at the Centre, or from the politicians on Kitchener City Council (who are the Centre’s actual landlords), or from the Kitchener-Waterloo-Cambridge Regional Council, the ultimate political bosses in the Orchestra’s (and the Centre’s) catchment area.”
Going into 2025, it will be the musicians still calling the shots as they heroically did when the organization went AWOL. And that’s good news. It has, after all, been their livelihoods that have taken, and continue to take, the greatest hit. But the new board is onside, the organization is intact, and public and largely local sponsorship support are too. All of which is good news, as far as it goes.
But for those of you out in vacuumland who still like a shot of nuance in your news, stay tuned! The coin is still balanced on its edge.
Hopefully happier?
I’m not really sure why I injected that “hopefully happier” phrase into this Opener’s title, to tell the truth. Except that New Year’s messages are supposed to be wishful, aren’t they? Especially after an “annus horribilis” as the Queen on the front of the coin once called one particularly lamentable Old Year as it slunk away. Optimism, however cautious, is every eve-of-new-year editorialist’s patriotic duty.
In the case of the KWSO the happier tale seems to be well under way to being written, fingers crossed, now that the board that went overboard is gone. So in that one instance, our wish for them is relatively easy. May the New Year bring even happier headlines, much more music, and continued strength to the musicians’ cause.
And who knows? Perhaps the emerging KWSO story can be an object lesson for others in the arts when their organizational and artistic priorities are no longer in tune. (We’ll have more to say about that in the next issue.)
Grains of hope
But I am finding it very difficult to project that one little good-news-so-far story onto any larger canvas, whether it be local, regional, national or global. Because what lies ahead looks even more foreboding than the year about to drop.
When the future of the planet feels like a coin toss it’s a scary thought that the best hope to wish for is that things stay on edge. So instead, I wish for all of us the resolve to gather grains of hope wherever we find them. And I believe that one way of doing that is to gather in the name of music.
There are thousands of reasons, all around, to lapse into helplessness or paralyzing cynicism right now. And the truly terrifying thing is that it doesn’t take a thousand reasons to trigger that withdrawal into despair. One can be enough.
So to the music makers, and all the people who support you, I wish for you the resolve to carry on doing what you do. So we can have the nourishment to continue doing what we do.
And to you, reader, think of every listing in this magazine as a potential crumb of consolation – the opportunity to congregate for any and all reasons from the sacred to the just plain silly. Find some peacehowever you can. And thanks for reading.
Carrying on is what, at our best, we all do best. Viva la musica.
David Perlman can be reached at publisher@thewholenote.com